Wedding Bells, Cassie Smells, Paladin Laid An Egg
You are cordially invited to the ghetto-fab love fest of the year!
Dress code: Designer-hoe CHIC
+1’s: encouraged as long as they have a messy past relationship with the bride, groom and/or father of the groom
Dinner: Shrimp cocktail will be served from a carved block of ice
Drinks: YEP
Smoking: Yes, but please steer clear of pregnant BB
Dancing: Nate & Cassie have it covered
Amputation: Wait and see ;)
Join Paige and Alex as they breakdown Euphoria's most disastrous wedding yet! Til debt do us part, cheers to the HAPPY COUPLE, Cassie & Nate Jacobs <3 <3 <3 HERE comes the BRIDE....and the Groom's toe?!?
OnlyFans…more like OnlyDiapers
After 6 long years, Sam Levinson gives us the long awaited(?) return of diaper fetishes to the world of Euphoria. In this week’s episode we talk about the great pimps of American cinema, debate whether Nate’s gotten a lobotomy, marvel at the plethora of cats and pigs on display and bum out on the lackluster Hans Zimmer score. Saddle up Euphorians! Episode 2 of Euphoria is a BUMPY ride.
Euphoria is SO BACK - Andale Bitches!
It’s been 4 long years but we have never, EVER been happier to be back!!! In the wild Season 3 premiere of HBO’s controversial banger EUPHORIA we catch up with (most of) the core players and dive back into their messy ass lives. Lexi’s working on LA Nights! Nate’s doing boring business things! Rue’s chasing her pimp dreams! Faye’s farting! Oh yeah, and Cassie’s a dog now.
Tune in as we break it all down from speculating on Sam Levinson’s film influences for the season to debating Rue’s strengths and weaknesses as a drug mule. Join us for the usual hot takes on the fashion, music and animals(?) plus updates on all the drama (or lack thereof) our stars Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, Labrinth, Alexa Demie and Jacob Elordi have gotten themselves into lately. Welcome back Euphorians!
WTF is going on with Euphoria?!
The Euphoria cast is in shambles, and it's our job to deliver you the JUICY, most euphoric headlines! Barbie Ferreira bids a tearful goodbye to Euphoria for good, Sydney Sweeney throws a MAGA themed hoedown, Hunter Schafer is trending on Twitter, and SO MUCH more! Let's just put it this way.....the Euphoria cast is a dumpster fire of controversies at the moment, but they still out here winnin' Emmy awards. Watch our video episode as we break down the chaos with our best friend Luis Garcia (podcast host of "The Ponder All Podcast") and pour a strong drink, because this shit gets crazy!
Talking with Euphoria’s Veronica Taylor!
We sit down with Euphoria's Veronica Taylor who's been thrust into the spotlight following her appearance as Bobbi the Stage Manager in Season 2. She tells us about going from school one day to Euphoria the next, improv-ing scenes with Maude Apatow, her love for sci-fi and horror and Bobbi's distaste for Oklahoma!
Talking with Euphoria’s Josh Bramer!
We sit down with the Prop Master of Euphoria's second season to chat about life on set with Sam and Zendaya, how he created Maddy’s bday scrapbook (and Alexa Demie’s reaction to it), the mystery of the Jacob’s family portrait, where he gets all those fake drugs and of course, Cook’s Champagne!
S2 E8- He’s Eatin’ Cigarettes in heaven
Ashtray was a brother, grandson, neighborhood dealer, and a dear friend to some. He was known for his ways with a shotgun and his affinity for eating cigarettes. He is survived by his brother Fezco and his Grandmother Marie O’Neill. May his young soul rest in peace.
Season 2 has come to an end and we are beyond depressed lmao. Tune in to hear our thoughts on Cassie’s stupid meltdown, the possible breakup of our favorite TV couple #Rules, Ashtray’s tragic departure, Lexi’s theatre encore and SO much more! This may be the end of Season 2 of Euphoria, but it’s just the beginning for That’s So Euphoric! ;)
S2 E7- It’s Showtime bitches!!!
Goodbye Oklahoma!, hello Our Life! Newcomer Lexi Howard pulls no punches in her thrilling, raw and riotous debut. With a seemingly infinite budget, she pulls off impressive set pieces, including an explosive musical number that had the crowd begging for more!!!
S2 E6- SUPER BOWL LVI: RUE BENNETT VS. ONE (1) WATERMELON JOLLY RANCHER
We may not have the gotten the much anticipated Cassie/Maddy smackdown cage match we all desired but we did get an episode packed with epic head to head showdowns. Maddy vs. Nate, Nate vs. Marsha, Nate vs. Jules, Cassie vs. Everyone, Ali vs. Diarrhea, Kat vs. Ethan and yes, Rue vs. That Damn Jolly Rancher…
S2 E5- Run, Rue Run!!!
Rue's about to wear a hole in her Converse running this way and that all over the goddamn town. She’s in pretty good shape for an addict though tbh. Tune in for all our thoughts on this incredible, emotional episode & let’s PLEASE just give Zendaya and Nika King their Emmy awards already!
S2 E4 - Somebody’s Poisoned the waterhole…(It’s Cassie)
We drank, we cried, we laughed….but we sure as hell didn’t projectile vomit like Cassie! Join us in toasting to Mr. Big Balls aka Cal Jacobs, Maddy’s birthday and much more in this week’s juicy episode!
S2 E3 - Rue + Imagination = Rumination…?
Believe it or not, Paige really thought “Rumination” was a mashup of “Rue” and “Imagination”. Is she maybe a genius or just really hungover??? Tune in to find out!
S2 E2 - What to expect when expecting Nate Jacob’s Dirty Baby
In a move literally no one saw coming, the second episode of Season 2 opens with Cal caressing Cassie’s pregnant belly in a swimming pool shortly followed by Cal devouring ASS. What is HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?
S2 E1 - New Year’s Fezolutions
In a truly explosive season debut, our boy Fezco has made some serious Fezolutions and he intends to keep them at all costs! With a long awaited Ashtray origin story, drug dealing grannies, piss rags, house party shits, NYE smoochin and vodka bottle beatings, this one's really got it all. The episode so nice we recorded it twice!
A Euphoric Interview with Clark Furlong!
In our first ever interview, we’re joined by the insanely multi-talented Clark Furlong who plays Young Jules in Season 1 of Euphoria!
Special Episode Part 2: Jules - Fuck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob
We talk Hunter Schafer’s powerhouse debut as a writer for Part 2: Jules- “Fuck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob”. Grab your tissues Euphorians, & prepare yourself for a MAJOR therapy session.
Back 2 School Bitches
Sharpen your pencils Euphorians, because we’re taking you back to high school circa 2004. By popular demand, we bring you a very drunken run through of our very different high school experiences.
Special Episode Part 1: Rue - Trouble Don't Last Always
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the diner, Ali gave advice to a drug addled minor . . .
Make the Yuletide GAY
A little holiday treat for our Euphorians! With the first of two special holiday episodes just days away, we talk predictions from who’s an anti-masker to whether it will all be a dream…
The Emmy For Most Euphoric Goes To . . .
It’s the ZENDAYA EMMY WIN for us!!!! Join us in celebrating our QUEEN on the pod!

